Paved with good intentions.
In my random travels this weekend, I discovered a confectionary marvel so good it should’ve been my idea: bacon soda. Lester’s Fixins Bacon Soda to be exact. As as a firm believer in the healing power of bacon, and as someone who adds bacon to vodka the way a fat kid adds chocolate to everything, you can imagine my initial delight. How does it taste? Like pure horseshit. But I’m glad it exists.
TWTG says, “Get me some fucking tangerine chicken and I MIGHT talk to you.”
TWTG,
To read a drink like this one exists made me cry from the inside. It’s better than vomiting, I guess.
Le Clown
Le Clown,
Why are you crying? I’m the one that had to drink it!
TWTG
Bleah.
Yep. I can’t even describe the flavor properly. Hopefully the peanut butter & jelly variety I bought will taste better.