In my random travels this weekend, I discovered a confectionary marvel so good it should’ve been my idea: bacon soda. Lester’s Fixins Bacon Soda to be exact. As as a firm believer in the healing power of bacon, and as someone who adds bacon to vodka the way a fat kid adds chocolate to everything, you can imagine my initial delight. How does it taste? Like pure horseshit. But I’m glad it exists.
TWTG says, “Get me some fucking tangerine chicken and I MIGHT talk to you.”