The White Trash Gourmet is officially a thing. A few weeks ago, my store sold its first apron, and the patron was nice enough to let his wife model it for me. (No, the picture hasn’t been altered—she really is that freaking pretty.) What store, you may ask? WordPress won’t let me pimp it on the blog. I know everyone’s been chomping at the bit to fund my black tar heroin addiction, but rather than risk moderation, simply e-mail me (TheWhiteTrashGourmet@gmail.com) for details. Pimping and addiction? I truly am a celebrity.
TWTG says, “There better be dead people up here.”